✦ your March cosmic chaos, served by ✦
Silver Deer
astrology correspondent & resident chaos oracle
Aries
 
Aries + Aries Rising
March 21 - April 19

Pushing yourself too hard? The Eclipse in Virgo is going to start you off this month possibly feeling burnt the fuck out, physically drained, a nervous wreck, yadda yadda. If that's you—don't fret—'tis just the activation of your sixth house. If your routine is completely whack, now is the time to get your shit together. The end of the month is going to offer you a chance to chill out, get zen, and restore your energy. You may have some weird dreams or old thought patterns pop up this month—just review them and let what needs to go, go. It will be a kinda rough start with a chance to have a dreamy kumbaya finish.

Taurus
 
Taurus + Taurus Rising
April 20 - May 20

You might be having some breakthroughs or breakdowns with the eclipse—with your dating life and your creativity. Dating someone who you should've dumped three months ago? Yeah, that is probably going to be done this month. Or maybe you're having a grand finale to a creative project you once held near and dear to your heart. Also, gotta warn you this month could have sudden surprises around fertility and children, so wrap it up if you don't want to have a Sagittarius baby this year. You may find a new community, networking, friend that can lead to opportunities for gettin' paid and gettin' laid down the line.

Gemini
 
Gemini + Gemini Rising
May 21 - June 20

Family dramaaa. You're probably going to be dealing with some family ish or your house is going to get a leak. You'll be feeling it especially because mercury is in retrograde AND you've got an eclipse in your house of home and family. If it's not chaos around you, you may be having some majorly "WOAH" moments of clarity around your childhood issues. This is GREAT for your career though because you're going to let go of the mama/papa-drama (or whatever it is) that has plagued you, to clear the way for some new paths for your next magnum opus.

Cancer
 
Cancer + Cancer Rising
June 21 - July 22

OK, if you're feeling unhinged it is because you are. Your mind has been a tangled up mess as you've been going back and forth over contracts, truth & lies, and people on the peripherals of your life. It's all coming to a head right now, you're going to start to see where you've been thinking small. New ideas are going to start coming through and you may even get a bit of wanderlust (or some lust?) by the end of the month. You need it after all the mental purging you're going to do in March. It's time to think big and get out of thinking small.

Leo
 
Leo + Leo Rising
July 23 - August 22

Money, Money, Money Babbyyyyyy. Either good or bad, you're going to have some shifts this month. See where you're undercharging, what subscriptions you forgot to turn off… or maybe find some wads of cash under the floorboards. You can breathe a little easier if you've been feeling financially strung out. You could finally get spread out for some deep inner exploration. Now that your cash is tidied up you may start feeling safe and secure to open up a little and get some sexual healing.

Virgo
 
Virgo + Virgo Rising
August 23 - September 22

"WHO AM I?" you may be screaming into the void in the past few months (or year and a half). Your identity, role, and who you think you are has been kind of a topic for a lot of Virgos. March is going to get you feeling settled in your skin and maybe start seeing yourself in a positive light, especially if you've felt like a molting bird physically and existentially. As you scream "WHO AM I?", someone may answer back "THAT BITCH"... new energy is entering your tight lil relationship hole (in your heart) by the end of the month. Set your intentions for what kind of love you want, for real, because the new moon in March is going to be the ONLY one this year for your 7th house of relationships. It's go-time, baby.

Libra
 
Libra + Libra Rising
September 23 - October 22

Girrrrl, this is a time for toxic mental purges. If you've felt resentment bubbling up—especially around work and routine—you may start projectile vomiting that resentment onto its source. Your dreams may be popping too, for good or for bad, but the overall vibe that something is done and coming to an end may be a theme in your subconscious dreamland. Whether you're purging some spiritual demons or finally flipping out on your coworkers, you'll have your come-to moment in the middle of the month as you gain new structures and routines to support you and your sanity.

Scorpio
 
Scorpio + Scorpio Rising
October 23 - November 21

Your community and even friend groups may come more into focus this month. If it's been getting a little mean girls and you've been overgiving, you may be cutting some people out (hopefully without having to go scorched earth on anyone). You may even have a restructuring of what you want out of life, like what you've always wanted long term isn't so appealing anymore. Or it gets handed to you on a silver platter. Your dating life may be getting a resurgence, or you may have some artsy vibes going—juices will be flowing, creative or otherwise.

Sagittarius
 
Sagittarius + Sagittarius Rising
November 22 - December 21

Big moment for your work life, Sag. If you've been gunning, scheming even, for a promotion or a little respect around here you may just get it. Or at least some clarity about where you stand. Spotlight is on you and your achievements in March so I hope you love the limelight. If you've been a little too ambitious lately, you may be surprised that some of your plants haven't been watered for a while (or you forgot to call your grandma and she's sad now).

Capricorn
 
Capricorn + Capricorn Rising
December 22 - January 19

What you believe in, or who you believe in, can experience a little bit of a shake up. Have you been putting anyone on a guru pedestal? Or maybe you're going to become the guru yourself (or you're just going to finish that self-study AI certification program your company set you up on). You're finding new meaning and may even start talking about it to others, be it a new Substack, creative thirst traps (that also have thoughtful captions to them), or just finally starting that cult you've always been wanting to form.

Aquarius
 
Aquarius + Aquarius Rising
January 20 - February 18

Who've you been sharing your bed with, Aquarius? Or your darkest, deepest secrets? Intimacy and attachment issues will come rearing their ugly head—and the psychological nitty gritty between you and your most intimates. Something may come to light that has been aching to come out of the shadows and it may be a sensitive or intimate subject. This isn't necessarily bad, it can create a huge sigh of relief. And on a purely positive note, March can bring new energy into your finances. You may get paid extra, or at least a new cash flow possibility to wipe away your tears with money.

Pisces
 
Pisces + Pisces Rising
February 19 - March 20

Big Fucking Month, Pisces. With Saturn and Neptune finally out of your sign, you've gotten a little reprieve. Now Mercury retrograde until the middle of the month will have you doing a final look through of old memories and old flames. You're really going to be seeing where you've been losing yourself in connections and maybe being a little too delulu. With clarity, you're going to have a 'new year, new me' feeling. The fog has cleared and a new, sexier, smarter version of Pisces will emerge.