It’s Aries season and you are on fiyahhh. It may be a little intense because there is a lot going on for Aries placements in April and we’ve got to talk about it. You’re starting off with a Full Moon on April 1st in your 7th house of love and relationships. This Full Moon is squaring Pluto in Aquarius which could be stirring up conflict in your friendships and network. Are there power dynamics at play in your friend group that you need to confront or smooth over? You’ll be feeling all fresh and reset by the middle of the month, all in time for some unexpected and possibly juicy activity by Taurus season. Taurus will be picking you up in her pink convertible and be like, “Get in, loser, we’re going shopping”.

Free at last! Uranus is finally moving out of Taurus and your life is going to get less random, more stable. You may have needed some spice in your life, but after 8 years you’ve earned a break. You’re going to feel a lot less experimental about who you are, and honestly, thank god because Uranus and Taurus are not a match. This month you’re also needing some balance to your work routine. All work and no play make Taurus not only a dull girl, but also it’s probably really gonna mess with your body. Your mind is super active and you may be having some forgotten dreams or half baked ideas pop back up, ready to be looked at with fresh eyes. You’ve got potential to play with your look, disrupt your usual t-shirt & jeans combo–afterall, what better than a makeover to give you a sense of control in a world full of chaos?

You’re going to be tapping into some really sultry and creative energy in the beginning of April. It could be some romance, it could be an artistic surge, either way your creative juices are flowing. Meanwhile you may have a reckoning when it comes to your friendships and social network at large. A lot of noise is going on around you while all you want to do is paint (or bask in romantic validation). Get ready for unpredictable to become the norm from April on out as Uranus enters your Gemini until 2033. This means erratic, experimenting, and electrifying energy is going to be right at your front door. You may suddenly and inexplicably want to dye your hair blue, change your name to Dawn, and give away your last fucks about what other people think. Just remember to keep taking your meds, OK?

You’re getting a light shone on your home, which is so you. Whether you’re playing Susie Homemaker or you are sleeping on a pile of laundry left out on your bed… you’re reaaally going to be seeing what sparks joy and what doesn’t. And this isn’t just about stuff, you may want to throw one of your family members in the trash. Whatever has been stirring at home will come to a culmination all so you can start getting that push and motivation in your career. You may also get some clarity and be able to talk about some deeper emotions that’ve been foggy up until now.

This April you may be getting a little news, or just having some really solid and meaningful conversations that can address some imbalances or power issues in your work or health routine. Now that the ‘fun’ conversations are out of the way, you can start having some good stuff—your job might start feeling more stable or at least the projection of your career can start looking good. Stability PLUS some possible party invites and getting your schmooze on are on your social calendar from the end of the month.

If you’ve been feeling like you’re not getting your dues, and that gosh darnit you’re worth more, then you’re really going to be feeling it as we kick off April. You’re in a money-sex axis in April so buckle up because it is a bumpy ride into the deep stuff that fuels basically everything we do in the physical world. What you are making in your bank and who you are bringing into your bed are intertwined in mysterious ways–so pay attention to the copacetic energies that are stirring between your wallet and your nethers.

With this full moon in Libra, you can take a clear look at who you have been becoming for the past six months. There is a sense of completion, at least for now, so it is time to take stock of what you have blossomed into in April. With all this focus on who you are, you can then focus on new energy on what you really love: your love life. Make a wish on the 17th because a New Moon in your 7th house of relationships can be a great opportunity to imbue some magic into your relationships.

You may be feeling some subconscious triggers and imbalances at the start of the month (the voices!). And this might finally give you a feeling of just being over it. Some of that subconscious material that has been haunting the back of your mind can be seen and liberated. You’re also going to get a little bit of attention into serious matters of the heart and commitment—a focus on the others in your life and some unexpected action in your intimate life too, (fire emoji 3x babyyy).

You’ve got a lot going on with other people in April. It’s looking pretty good as you have action and motivation around putting yourself center stage and getting all kinds of attention from others. You may also be having a full circle moment with your friends–warm gooey feelings of love and reciprocity. All that attention though can be attracting some new weirdo love connection as Uranus enters Gemini in your seventh house…for seven more years! Expect some funky moment (either good or bad) when it comes to your partners at the very end of the month.

This month it may seem like everybody is acting up at your house. Family drama, domestic issues, tons of house guests, stove on fire. While stuff at home may be getting tense, you’re getting some justice and possible good vibes in your career(and that’s all that matters to Capricorn, right?). Ultimately you may start to notice your dating life gets less chaotic towards the end of the month so that will be a great reprieve. This month you got to get out of the house, go out and get that fame, recognition, and let someone not insane for once wine and dine you.

Well, the good news is that romance is not dead for you–bad news is that romantic life–along with everything else fifth house related (think Leo vibes sort of) is going to be full of surprises for the next few years. You may have felt it a bit last summer, but that electric energy is back! And just like electricity it can be a little unpredictable. For most of April, however, you’re going to be buzzing with ideas and maybe feeling a little caged in, planning your next escape and booking that cheap ticket out of town.

Bitch better have your money. A lot of activation around money and self worth, Pisces. This goes deep and you may be having to face the music when it comes to not getting what you deserve. This is not something overnight, but play your cards right and you’re going to be saying, “mom, I am a rich man” as you get your titties tanned on a yacht off the south of France. It starts in April though, so set some intentions and make new beginnings around income and raise your standards.